I have one more joke about World Cup soccer. A soccer fan, a churchgoing man, was completely obsessed with the soccer. Not only did he watch all the matches, but he watched all the commentaries, all the re-runs. He had been watching all through the night Saturday to Sunday, and it was almost time for Church at 9 a.m. His wife said to him: "Honey, you are totally fixated with soccer. You are obsessed. You have a one-track mind." He said: "Oh no I don't!" She said: "Yes you do. You don't even realise that it's 10 to 9!" He said: "Ten to nine! In whose favour?" OBSERVATION: Our congregation complain that my jokes are generally terrible. Even the terrible ones, though, lift people's spirits -- and hopefully may do the same for other Churches!