Friday, December 13, 2019

South African Truck

I had a typically South African situation this week. I was supposed to meet a truck as it arrived at my house. The truck didn't turn up.  I obtained the truck driver's number and gave him a call: "Where are you?"  At the house, he said.  I said: "Where?"  He described his surroundings -- and described just what I saw.  I said: "I am at the house.  There isn't a truck here."  Silence.  He said: "I am there!  Thirty kilometres!"  I turned to someone next to me, and joked that he was 100 km away (which he might well have been, judging by the time it took him to reach me).

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