Thursday, July 3, 2014

Steel Eye

I am here revealing my very own, revolutionary contribution to security in this country. It is a massive steel eye -- of which we have inserted six in our new cottage, close to the foundations. Their shafts each pass through two courses of bricks. OBSERVATION: Their purpose? To secure items to the house. For instance, we have a cast iron bench. It might be nice to have this bench outside. Yet how long would it remain there, if unsecured ... ?

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