It is a mystery to me how complete fictions are circulated in Churches. Here are a few examples under my own ministr(ies). I have heard many more from other ministers:
• The diaconate decided to use Church pews for firewoodOBSERVATION: I could list very many more. To this day, I fail to understand how such fictions arise -- namely, those which have no basis at all in fact. Do people actually devise them?
• I murdered a man in the street
• My wife let a tokolosh (a little demon) loose