Friday, June 19, 2020

Murder

Somebody asked me whether anyone had been murdered under my ministr(ies). Unfortunately, yes. As best I remember now, several adherents, one member, and some suspicious deaths besides. Here's one from my time as an Assistant Minister. An adherent was found dead inside his garage, locked from the outside, wearing his wife's underwear. There were no arrests. From my time as "Senior Pastor" as the Americans call it, an adherent was cut into pieces inside a holding cell. Another was found dead on the side of a busy thoroughfare, probably a hit-and-run accident. There were others besides. I myself murdered someone, according to one rumour that went round.

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