Not All It Seemed

It is not seldom that a minister's call-outs do not turn out to be what they seemed. A girl telephoned her mother from her father's house -- saying that her father had a woman in the house -- they were naked and smokin' and trippin', she said. So the mother called me. Would I please check? I paid a visit to the house -- and found that it was not the father's girlfriend but the father's mother -- who had moved in. On the surface of it, all was well. OBSERVATION: I won't even try to figure this out!