Sometimes, weddings deliver surprises. I was conducting the wedding of a multimillionaire. He came into my vestry just minutes before the service, and said he wanted his bride and the two witnesses, during the signing of the register, to sign agreements amounting to millions of rands. I said: “Do they know this?” He said: “They don’t need to. I just need their signatures.” I was afraid that this could be a bombshell. I said I'd let him handle it. When the time came, his bride said (looking at the papers): “What’s this?” OBSERVATION: I shall leave this one to the reader's imagination.
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