Speak No Good

I was due to conduct a woman's funeral when one of her daughters spoke to me privately. She said, "My sister has threatened to throw something at you if you say one good thing about the my mother." I said, "Then I'll have to be careful not to say one good thing -- or be ready to duck." OBSERVATION: Of course, it is quite a challenge to conduct a funeral service without saying one good thing about the deceased. In the event, I found a solution. I said good things about what the Lord had done in her life.