Weak Coffee

My father-in-law (pictured) complained that whatever it is they call coffee was far too weak -- even with three heaped teaspoons in a mug. Wife E bought him a jar of Nescafé. He put three heaped teaspoons in a mug with sugar. "Man, this is bitter!" he said, and added more sugar. "It's still bitter!" he said, and diluted it with water. "It's still bitter!" he said. OBSERVATION: I have a few stories about introducing foreign goods into the outback: cheese, olives, marzipan, nougat, and more.