Monday, November 6, 2023

Food Poisoning

Alas, I and a whole lot of other people suffered food poisoning last week. It was a take-away stew from a funeral repast. I joked that it didn't make the newspaper headlines, because the reporter was dead. The stew was prepared from a cow slaughtered in situ, and included the offal. OBSERVATION: Someone who was at the repast but suffered no ill effects said, "Don't you know? You never, ever eat take-aways from a funeral repast!" Not over here, at least.

POSTSCRIPT: One of the poisoned people was admitted to hospital.

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