Strangely, there are very few jokes about atheists. Somebody said it must be because no one believes them. Anyway, here's one of the better ones. It's from my book Christian Jokes.
A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist were tragically facing execution by guillotine.
First, the blade fell on the priest—but astonishingly, it got stuck. The priest exclaimed, “It’s a miracle! Praise the Lord!” The executioner, in awe, let him go free.
Now the blade fell on the rabbi—which for a second time, astonishingly, got stuck. The rabbi exclaimed, “It’s a miracle! Hallelujah!” The executioner, in awe, let him go free.
The atheist now stepped up to the guillotine. He said to the executioner, “Nah, it wasn't miracles. There’s a perfectly rational explanation for this. Look here! It’s a problem with the gear assembly!”
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