Friday, June 21, 2019

'That's (Not) My Pastor'

Urban ministry, more than any kind of ministry, is full of the most inventive cons. Just when you think you know every one, there's a new one. One morning a con artist approached me with a local businessman in a piazza. As he saw me coming, he motioned towards me generously with one hand, and he said to the businessman: "That's my Pastor!" Then to me: "Good morning, Pastor! Are you well today, Pastor?" Then, turning the businessman aside: "That's my Pastor!" OBSERVATION: Except I wasn't his pastor. I knew him only as the con artist. Somewhere I have a list of about (as best I remember) eighty different ministry cons.

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