Strange White Folks

White folks are strange. I have it from excellent sources. Here are some examples.

• They are cruel to their dogs, forbidding them to bark or roam. They prefer to suppress the poor things.
• They have the unsanitary practice of putting privies inside their very houses.
• Suitors, instead of bringing gifts to the family, pay the bride with a diamond. As if she were a woman of questionable repute. 
• They deliver gifts for children when they visit. Where is their respect for the elders? 
• They tell each other that they love each other. As if it is so hard to discern.

OBSERVATION: This is just a sample. One could fill a page. Usually such things are spoken about with laughter or puzzlement. And not all, of course, would think the way that I list here.