Friday, August 16, 2024

Water Water Everywhere ...

I went today to buy water for the meter. No, said the corner store. There's an Internet issue. I went to the next corner store. No, they said. There's a timeout issue. Come back in ten! Maybe fifteen! I went to the next corner store. No, they said, a quota issue. Your apartment's minimum quota exceeds our maximum! I went to the next corner store. An Internet issue. Ciao. Next customer! I went back to the second corner store. Another timeout issue. Come back in the morning! OBSERVATION: South Africa performing on par.

POSTSCRIPT: I went to a fifth store in the morning. Payment failed. There was an Internet issue, they said. People weren't busy there, so I said try again. After some further delay, it finally worked.

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